November's Malicious Moron: Ann Coulter!

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This woman fits into my hall of shame just as much any of the rest, regardless of those who praise her stupidly. She uses her zeal, her beauty, and her wits to make a mockery of others and fuel conspiracies, which is why she is a moron. Whenever I see her SEEMINGLY make a good point on TV, I have to remind myself about all the obsessive lies she tells; this is bad for her because if she didn't spout all her nonsense maybe more people would take her seriously. Let's go through a list of this rabidly INSANE Christian's "thoughtful" quotes:

1. "The man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America's greatest presidents." June 11, 2008

2. "They're [Democrats] always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment." She sure as hell should NOT be in many ways, considering the exclusion of slander in that right.

3. "I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions, like the Cargo Cult of the South Pacific. Practitioners of Cargo Cult believed that manufactured products were created by ancestral spirits, and if they imitated what they had seen the white man do, they could cause airplanes to appear out of the sky, bringing valuable cargo like radios and TVs. So they constructed “airport towers” out of bamboo and “headphones” out of coconuts and waited for the airplanes to come with the cargo. It may sound silly, but in defense of the Cargo Cult, they did not wait as long for evidence supporting their theory as the Darwinists have waited for evidence supporting theirs." How dare this woman go and discredit PROVED science? As I have discussed countless times, a scientific theory is a base of facts that lead to conclusions that can be revised, not retracted.

4. "There are a lot of bad Republicans; there are no good Democrats." Seriously? I just found this one and you know what the ONE thing I respected about her? That she said stayed true to her conservative values and said she would campaign for Hillary Clinton if McCain got the nominee because she's more conservative than he is.

5. "I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it." If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans, ISBN 0307408957, p. 77
If she's trying to be funny and sound "powerful" at the same time, try again.

6. "Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity (as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed')."

Charlotte dug this up: Kill those who are not Christian or Jewish:

You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20

Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own. Deuteronomy 13:6-10

Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you. Deuteronomy 13:12-16

Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7

Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13

Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20

Any city that doesn’t receive the followers of Jesus will be destroyed in a manner even more savage than that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark 6:11

Jude reminds us that God destroys those who don’t believe in him. Jude 5

Whoever denies “that Jesus is the Christ” is a liar and an anti-Christ. 1 John 2:22

Christians are “of God;” everyone else is wicked. 1 John 5:19

The non-Christian is “a deceiver and an anti-Christ” 2 John 1:7

Anyone who doesn’t share Paul’s beliefs has “an evil heart.” Hebrews 3:12

False Jews are members of “the synagogue of Satan.” Revelations 2:9, 3:9

Don’t associate with non-Christians. Don’t receive them into your house or even exchange greeting with them. 2 John 1:10

Shun those who disagree with your religious views. Romans 16:17

Paul, knowing that their faith would crumble if subjected to free and critical inquiry, tells his followers to avoid philosophy. Colossians 2:8

7. She is a complete fucking hypocrite in so many ways, but people like my mom & Charlotte get so infuriated by false Christians who are so radical, and guess what she did? ANN COULTER POSED FOR FUCKING PLAYBOY. (I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post the cover on here, but this is a tamer example.) "

8. "If Gore had been elected president, right now he would just be finding that last lesbian quadriplegic for the Special Forces team." Fall Fashion Preview: Cowboy Boots In, Flip-Flops Out; October 14, 2004. If you're gay you should be offended but if you're not you should be equally, if not more, offended by this. Do you want to give all the credit that HARD-WORKING military women do to lesbians alone? What about all the mothers and wives (straight ones) who go out there to protect their families and countries? In ancient pagan cultures women were revered as powerful warriors. Even Catholics have Joan of Arc, whom proves women can be just as ferocious fighters successfully. 2/3 of Americans believe women should be allowed to fight in combat according to a recent poll on HLN news, and Coulter makes a mockery!

9. One of the titles of her most famous books is "Godless: The Church of Liberalism", in regards to the fact that Liberals are immoral people. How wrong is that to categorize all liberals like that, when first of all most of them are Christians? 75 % of our country is Christian after all, and the Democrat party is bigger than the Republican one. There's many other racist, homophobic, anti-atheist and many other hateful remarks that are absolutely revolting in nature and "substance."

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